Golf has given us some unusual terms to describe shots. Shank, chili-dip, duckhook, wormburner, etc… Here are some new ones to add to your golf vocabulary.

· Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole
· James Joyce – a putt that’s impossible to read
· Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t
· Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
· Saddam Hussein – from one bunker to another
· Yassar Arafat – butt ugly and in the sand
· Kate Winslett – a drive that’s a little bit fat but otherwise perfect
· John Kennedy, Jr. – didn’t make it over the water
· Elephant’s Ass – it’s high and it stinks
· Rodney King – over-clubbed
· O.J. Simpson – got away with it
· Princess Grace – should have used a driver
· Princess Di – shouldn’t have used a driver
· Condom – safe, but didn’t feel good
· Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
· Brazilian – shaved the hole
· Rush Limbaugh – a bit too far to the right
· Nancy Pelosi – way too far to the left
· Barbara Streisand – ugly, but still works
· Linda Ronstadt – blew by you
· Dick Cheney – ball in undisclosed location
· Ted Kennedy – goes in the water, but jumps out
· Peewee Herman – too much wrist

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